This month's Japanese movie review is.. Fanservice Forces vs Spacetime Jigglies! Or.. Travelers: Dimension Police. Close enough, as this multidimensional crime mystery science fiction flick seems far action movies more interested in covering every inch of the leading lady's shapely figure in quite a lot of detail. How much fanservice then, you as
The Foreigner Movie Review
Yes, the DVD finally arrived. No, it wasn't worth the wait. Yes, I realize it was only a one week wait.The Foreigner, with Steven Seagal, pits the man against various mercenaries all hired to get a package. Of course, they were (blog post) all hired by the same people so.. shouldn't they be on the same page? Oh, and this is the movie of which Bla
The Glimmer Man Movie Review
The Summer of Steven Seagal continues with a buddy cop movie co-starring Keenen Ivory Wayans. Seagal portrays the character we've seen a hundred times before, while Wayans is actually (blog post) very different than his usual self. However, this movie clearly bombed at the box office and critics have already panned it. Of course.. that doesn't te
Nature Unleashed: Volcano - Decker Shado
A "blast" from the past, the Nature Unleashed series of movies from Nu Image were a special breed. Theoretically based on science, the need to make them larger than life stories tended to grant more than a little artistic license, which we see well on (blog post) display in today's review of Nature Unleashed: Volcano. A man loses his wife, a
Skinned Deep (2004) Decker Shado
A homage to classic grindhouse horror cinema from 2004, Skinned Deep doesn't shy away from its inspiration at all in its aesthetic. Presented in a 4 by 3 aspect site ratio, with heavy film grain and overdubbed dialogue, you don't even need the story of a middle-of-nowhere family of maniacs to make this one feel unnerving. Oh, but it's about